Andy & The Hot Morning Show

Those 33 miners in Chile are still trapped underground, and they might not be rescued until Christmas.  For most of them, that probably seems like an eternity.  But as far as one of them is concerned, that's WAY too soon.

50-year-old Yonni Barrios is that miner.  And he's in no hurry to get out, because while he's been down there, his wife found out about his mistress.

Yonni's wife, 56-year-old Marta Salinas, was recently at the entrance to the mine, holding a vigil for him.  And she was shocked to see another woman, Susana Valenzuela, also holding a vigil for Yonni.

She connected the dots, and realized her husband was having an affair.

According to the "London Sun", she said, quote, "[He's] my husband.  He loves me and I'm his wife.  This woman has no legitimacy."

Susana, the mistress, says she met Yonni on a training course five years ago and he was planning on leaving Marta for her, but then the mine collapsed.  Quote, "We are in love.  I'll wait for him."  (The Sun)

Dan Hampton, a former Chicago Bears player, was on a TV show talking about the upcoming Vikings vs Saints game and said the "Vikings need to hit that town like Katrina," referring to the 2005 hurricane.

I'm a Vikings fan and I want them to crush the Saints, but I would never make an analogy like that! Check out the video...

This is too crazy to be believed. And even if I like shrimp, which I don't, I would not eat this. This may be the one time I'm on PETA's side. Check out the story here. (BTW - the shrimp are ALIVE when they are eaten!)

http://www.carinosuncorked.com/Pages/Home.html

31-year-old Curtis Michael Allgier is an evil, deplorable, horrible human being.  He's also got one of the most hilarious mugshots ever.  And those two things are about to collide.

Allgier is set to go on trial for allegedly murdering a prison guard during an escape attempt in 2007.  And his lawyer's afraid he's not going to be able to get an impartial trial because, Allgier's entire face and head are covered in tattoos.

And not just any tattoos.  There are swastikas in there, some skulls, and the words "SKIN" and "HEAD" where his eyebrows should be.

So, Allgier's lawyer, Greg Skordas, has been pushing the court to allow a make-up artist to come in and completely cover up Allgier's face.

Skordas says: "You want the jury to focus on the facts and the evidence and witness testimony, not [his] appearance."

The judge will decide whether Allgier can use make-up or not this month.

If he's found guilty, the District Attorney will be looking for the death penalty.

I saw this story last night. I couldn't help but wonder if there was going to be much partying going on around Lifelight. I don't think so. We got one person who said they always go drunk. That was it.