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This week's episode...

"Father's Day"

Something always goes wrong.

This week's episode...

"Mother's Day"

I have the mom who uses her Mother's Day card as a beer coaster.

There is nothing better in the world than getting a bunch of your favorite food and taking a bath while you eat. Try it sometime! And you can listen to the song here!

(This was originally posted on March 20, 2008)

This week's episode...

"Medical Marijuana"

Cartoons are getting more boring.

There was a story in the Argus Leader today about how people think traffic has gotten worse in Sioux Falls. (It still doesn't suck, people!)

I think the main reason it sucks is because of all the old people who are still driving.

Enjoy Real Men of Genius: Mr. Too Old to Drive

68-year-old Ralph Conone of Columbus, Ohio is really twisted.

Last Wednesday, Ralph was arrested after he PUNCHED a 6-year-old boy in the back of the head at Wal-Mart. And it wasn't the first time Ralph had punched a kid. In fact, Ralph punched the boy's 7-year-old brother earlier that night, and he's smacked at least two other kids at Wal-Mart since the start of the year.

Police officials say Ralph would form a fist around his keys, and then go around punching little kids when their parents weren't looking. Apparently, he chose kids because they couldn't defend themselves.

According to a police spokesman, Ralph, quote, "stated that he does this because of the excitement of being able to do it and get away with it with the parents right there. He'll just strike them in the head, and just turn around and walk away."

Ralph's been charged with two counts of misdemeanor assault. He's being held on $150,000 bond, and if he somehow manages to come up with the money, he's been ordered to stay away from his victims, as well as all Wal-Mart stores. (Columbus Dispatch)

Some people have issues with the whole "Spring Ahead, Fall Back" thing.

This week's episode...

"The Nintendo Wii"

Ow.

This week's episode...

"Too Much Cologne"

Smell was on time, but you're late.